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Happy Santa_Smex, marksykins!

To: marksykins
From:mousapelli

Title: Sex no Tensai
Recipient's name: marksykins
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Inui/Kaidoh, Fuji/Momoshiro, et al.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created by Konomi Takeshi. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Merry Christmas, S_S recipient! I hope the fic brings you lots of holiday cheer and that it takes you more than two lines to guess my identity (but it totally won't). Special 3 AM thanks to my beta!

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akahannah
Dec. 9th, 2006 11:23 am (UTC)
Such tight writing. Such wonderful characterisation. So brilliantly funny. Anon-san, I think I love you. ♥
mousapelli
Jan. 9th, 2007 04:06 am (UTC)
oh, thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
leviosa8
Dec. 9th, 2006 02:19 pm (UTC)
I must confess that I dislike the idea of the bet and how they all treat each other in general. I really cannot see Momo being so cold to Ryoma, even in crack.

HOWEVER, I have enjoyed it thoroughly because it is FULL of pearls of pure genius like these:


1. What the hell were they always warning you about perverts on the train for, if you couldn't find a pervert when you wanted one?

2. It was warm, and the cup was smooth in his hand, soothing his nerves to a manageable level of terror.

3. "I think it's best that you know that I would like to spend time withyou, do things to you which are highly improper for a senpai to do tohis kouhai, and possibly one day adopt kittens with you.""The reason I'm telling you this, despite an eighty-three percentchance that you will flee my room at a speed greater than or equal totwenty-seven kilometers per hour, is that I," here Inui had to clearhis throat, "I've calculated that the chances of adopting kittens withyou one day rises from three to five percent if we do not engage insexual intercourse the first time you are in my room. I think it's bestto go slowly."

I think this is the best Inui confession EVER.

Great piece of writing! As usual, Kaido wins over them all, unknowingly.
mousapelli
Jan. 9th, 2007 11:20 pm (UTC)
Thanks so much! Poor Kaidoh is rather ill-equipped for the world of Inui-love i'm afraid, but it all turns out in the end.

Inui is such dork love. Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
empath_eia
Dec. 18th, 2006 11:43 pm (UTC)
*shriek*

Fuckyes.

(YUMIKO. WTF? ♥)
mousapelli
Jan. 9th, 2007 11:21 pm (UTC)
Yumiko is so much fun. Thanks, i'm glad you liked it!
happiestwhen
Dec. 23rd, 2006 06:44 am (UTC)
why the courts had smelled like burnt nylon for a few days.

So. Horrified. XD
mousapelli
Jan. 9th, 2007 11:22 pm (UTC)
Horio-sex ftw! *G*
issen4
Jan. 9th, 2007 04:11 am (UTC)
So. Hilarious.

"I bet Momoshiro that I could lose my virginity before him,"

"Oh thank god," Inui said


I said the same thing. ^^
mousapelli
Jan. 9th, 2007 11:24 pm (UTC)
Heee, we've all said that about Kaidoh and Momo at some point or another. Thanks, I'm glad you liked it!
sangoire
Jan. 9th, 2007 04:56 am (UTC)
I should be writing a Japanese presentation, but instead I'm sprawled out on the futon laughing until I cry. This is great.
mousapelli
Jan. 9th, 2007 11:29 pm (UTC)
*G* thanks so much! These boys are awesome.
mahoubunnybell
Jan. 14th, 2007 09:39 am (UTC)
Mousa-tan, I love you. SO. MUCH.
lynnmonster
Jan. 17th, 2007 05:07 am (UTC)
"Is anybody here to play TENNIS?" Tezuka-buchou roared behind them.

I think the actual tears of laughter started then, and continued until the very end. I am in AWE!
mananeh
Jan. 28th, 2007 03:38 pm (UTC)
That was SO. VERY. FUNNY. And hot. But FUNNY. XD
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