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Happy Santa_Smex, marksykins!

To: marksykins
From:mousapelli

Title: Sex no Tensai
Recipient's name: marksykins
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Inui/Kaidoh, Fuji/Momoshiro, et al.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created by Konomi Takeshi. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Merry Christmas, S_S recipient! I hope the fic brings you lots of holiday cheer and that it takes you more than two lines to guess my identity (but it totally won't). Special 3 AM thanks to my beta!

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marksykins
Dec. 7th, 2006 10:54 pm (UTC)
Marks: mm i think i set some sort of record
Marks: figuring out who wrote for me before i ever saw the fic
"Mystery" Writer: ?
"Mystery" Writer: ahahaahahahah
Marks: *is amazing*
"Mystery" Writer: I SUCK SO MUCH

I HAVE TO GO TO SPANISH, BUT I SWEAR I'LL QUOTE BACK ABOUT 90% OF THIS WHEN I GET BACK OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
marksykins
Dec. 8th, 2006 03:56 am (UTC)
"You haven't!" Momoshiro crunched another bite off the apple and grinned, bits of red skin caught in his teeth. "You pussy."

Was snorting already at the COW. The pussy is just a bonus. (What!?)

It was the way Echizen didn't try to push him off, but just took it, like he was used to the treatment, that made Kaidoh realize they probably were the last virgins on the whole tennis team. Seigaku was made of freaks.

There was no way Hazue was joining the tennis club.


BUT. BUT HIS INITIATION, MYSTERY WRITER. ;__;

EYEBROW KID. YES. God, what a running shoutout that's becoming. :x:x:x

Kachirou and Katsuo had asked Tezuka-buchou if they could be doubles partners a few weeks ago.

Was there an Arai threesome?! *hopes*

"You are not cuter than me!"

Settle down there, Wolfram. You're several degrees cuter, no worries. Oh Kaidoh. ♥♥♥

"I can totally get laid before you," Momoshiro grunted during their third lap, just as they were passing the first years doing swing practice. Kaidoh rolled his eyes. That was so gross.

LKjsdlkajsdaskldh!!! AHAHAHA. OH MOMO YOU PERV.

"Fuck," muttered Kaidoh, and he was definitely spending too much time near Momoshiro, because he immediately repeated it.

I love Kaidoh repeating things, I really love it.

He'd been busy thinking about how Kaidoh had looked flushed; he'd have to check Kaidoh's muscle tone again.

*chokes* Ahaha, such a wonderful call back.

Oh, it was on now.

Inui bringing it == ♥. Dear God.

God, I love this scene. It's like you squeezed in another one of my pairings just by having this parallel bet and and yes. *fistbops*

scowled at the orange lace he had had to borrow from Kikumaru-senpai.

SO FUCKING ADORABLE.

Didn't people do things like shopping on dates? It made sense, right, if they both liked tennis, to go to a tennis shop.

Oh my adorable darling boy. God, Kaidoh. <33333

It was sort of soothing to stand in the aisles of the familiar equipment with Inui, even when Inui stopped for a minute in front of the grip tape and heaved a weird little nostalgic sigh.

HEY, MYSTERY WRITER, I BETTER BE GETTING SOME BACKSTORY FIC BASED ON THIS LINE. Oh God.

He'd have nailed his first senpai before that stupid viper had figured out where his dick was supposed to go, even if those cacti on the windowsill seemed to be watching him.

That was ridiculous. Cacti didn't even have eyes. Ridiculous.


Ljskajdasahahahaha. Of course cacti don't have eyes!! And I also like Momo collecting senpai like Pokemon.

he must be a sex genius and just never have known it!

<3333333333333333333 Of course you are, sweet Momo.

"I'd really like to meet little Momo-chan."

I am dying, I swear. jksdshada. Yumiko, you tart. What a lovely surprise you had dreamed up for little Momo-chan, too! :D

"You could get your own toys," Fuji said, but didn't resist when Yumiko reached up and wrapped those slender fingers around his wrist.

Gah. It's more fun to share anyway. :D

"Ah, that explains everything." Inui nodded and tucked the noted into his pocket. "I often behave erratically when I am experiencing the trauma of unsolvable equations. Would you like to come over to my house after school? My parents won't be home, so we won't be interrupted."

Oh, Inui. The Heartbreak of Differentials.

TBC WITH MORE FREAKDOM IN NEXT COMMENT
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mousapelli
Jan. 9th, 2007 04:14 am (UTC)
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it!
waxrose
Dec. 7th, 2006 11:21 pm (UTC)
This is hysterical and completely awesome. :DDDDD Sjgfl;s;s!!!
mousapelli
Jan. 9th, 2007 04:14 am (UTC)
thanks so much!
alice_and_lain
Dec. 7th, 2006 11:46 pm (UTC)
"Ah, that explains everything." Inui nodded and tucked the noted into his pocket. "I often behave erratically when I am experiencing the trauma of unsolvable equations..."

Win win win win win win win. Oh, the trauma!

Seriously funny story and tightly written from beginning to end.
mousapelli
Jan. 9th, 2007 04:15 am (UTC)
Hee, Inui is such a lovable dork. *HEARTS*

thank you so much! I'm glad you liked it.
slinkiestumble
Dec. 8th, 2006 01:01 am (UTC)
That? Seriously amazing. And there was so much greatness, but the last line killed me. Killed me ded.
mousapelli
Jan. 9th, 2007 04:17 am (UTC)
thanks so much! I'm glad you liked it!
weetanya
Dec. 8th, 2006 01:11 am (UTC)
It bounced him a little is perhaps the most amazingly funny line in this fabulously funny fic.

Although Yumiko's true identity was a close second. Thank you for clearing that up; it made so much click into place.

XD
mousapelli
Jan. 9th, 2007 04:18 am (UTC)
HEE. Those Fuji brothers siblings, man. They have tricks.

Thanks so much, I'm glad you liked it!
ex_whisper13623
Dec. 8th, 2006 01:18 am (UTC)
Yes, Kaidoh, Seigaku is full of freaks...and we love them that way.

♥ Love for this.
mousapelli
Jan. 9th, 2007 04:18 am (UTC)
That is indeed what makes them great. Dorks!

Thanks so much!
shikishi
Dec. 8th, 2006 02:09 am (UTC)
Hmmmmm.. Yamapi.


: >

Yes. Yes... brilliant with the comments, I know.
mousapelli
Jan. 9th, 2007 04:15 am (UTC)
LOL. you're the only person to mention that! I though it was hysterical.

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it!
wickedcherub
Dec. 8th, 2006 02:45 am (UTC)
There was no way Hazue was joining the tennis club.

ahahahahahahaah :D

Oh this lit up my whole entire day.
mousapelli
Jan. 9th, 2007 04:16 am (UTC)
Poor Hazue. he's too innocent!

Thank you, i'm glad you enjoyed it!
pixxers
Dec. 8th, 2006 03:22 am (UTC)
*dies laughing*

Oh, god, yes.
mousapelli
Jan. 9th, 2007 04:16 am (UTC)
*G* Thank you!
qem_chibati
Dec. 8th, 2006 09:43 am (UTC)
I started reading much earlier, but had to keep taking breaks because laughter, ribs, lungs, hurt, can't breath, laughing so much.

Brilliant!
mousapelli
Jan. 9th, 2007 04:06 am (UTC)
HEEE. thank you! I'm so glad you liked it!
takewing
Dec. 8th, 2006 08:33 pm (UTC)
Absolutely, fabuously hilarious! Someone on my flist mentioned that this fic was like one huge fandom in-joke and I definitely agree! So many awesome, funny lines, and the best ending line I've seen in a loooong time.

(I feel like a retard for not knowing who you are. :| FAIL. Unless I don't actually know you... but then I still feel retarded. OH WELL.)
mousapelli
Jan. 9th, 2007 04:07 am (UTC)
hahahaha, i'm sure you aren't shocked, now that you know who i am (not that anybody DIDN'T know who i was before).

I CANT GUESS EITHER, if it makes you feel any better.

Thanks so much! I'm glad you liked it!
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jazzyjello
Dec. 8th, 2006 09:20 pm (UTC)
lmao. omg the crack. *is so, so dead* I laughed so hard, my roomie is concerned about my sanity.

my favorite quotes (out of so, so many):

"Is anybody here to play TENNIS?" Tezuka-buchou roared behind them.
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That was ridiculous. Cacti didn't even have eyes. Ridiculous.
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It certainly wasn't what he'd been expecting, although upon reflection, it would probably be too strange even for Inui to actually sleep on steel lab table amidst a bunch of bubbling beakers and tubes and machines.

Probably.
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"Kaidoh-kun," he said, and something about the way his voice was quiet and a little breathless made Kaidoh feel…squishy. He squirmed. "I think it's best that you know that I would like to spend time with you, do things to you which are highly improper for a senpai to do to his kouhai, and possibly one day adopt kittens with you."


Brilliant. I loved this so much.


mousapelli
Jan. 9th, 2007 04:08 am (UTC)
heee! I love the momo-cactus line. Thank you, i'm so glad you liked it!
serenia
Dec. 8th, 2006 09:47 pm (UTC)
This made me laugh so many times! It was soooo good. ♥
mousapelli
Jan. 9th, 2007 04:05 am (UTC)
thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
maxine_chan
Dec. 8th, 2006 09:48 pm (UTC)
Oh god, for the fucking WIN. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I would quote parts at you, but I think Marks has that amply covered. ^.~ FANTASTIC!!! I'm off to go die laughing somewhere now, hehehe. Loved it!
mousapelli
Jan. 9th, 2007 04:05 am (UTC)
thanks so much! I'm glad you liked it!
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